Saturday April 13

The Doctors Orders

Where?
Scala
275 Pentonville Road, N1 9NL
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When?
10pm-5am
How much?
£17 in advance (door tbc)

Please find here, your 250th renewed prescription for London’s most established hip hop night. Directions for use (Adults): locate affected area (The Scala) and apply a generous measure of world-class DJs from 10pm to 5am. Note: If affected area becomes raw, continue. Active Ingredients: Jazzy Jeff fortified with SKILLZ, The Nextmen (4x deck strength), Rich Medina, Mr Thing, Spin Doctor, Chris P Cuts, Mo Fingaz, Chris Read & Nickname, MC Prankster. Warning: Do not use if you have a sensitivity to polyvinyl acetate, boombap, the funk, or acute dopeness. Habit forming if used correctly. Side effects will include: Excitability, controlled rhythmic movement, alcoholic beverages, the inappropriate urge to emcee and incurable nostalgia. Trousers may be worn lower than is standardly expected. Dylan