Listen carefully because I’m only going to say this once. There’s a screening of the rather wonderful Life of Pi (in fact one of those nifty, headphone-only ‘silent’ screenings), in the MIDDLE OF LONDON ZOO. With free access TO SEE THE REAL TIGERS. Oh and CHAMPAGNE. Now if your mind is not quickly doing the sum ‘screen tigers plus real tigers plus booze equals the best night out ever OMG where’s the phone’ then you my friend, hate fun. So stop reading this, get onto the website and start booking. I’ll see you down the front.
FilmMonday April 29